Sometimes learning a new skill is more fun than using it.

People who don't buy green bananas also don't read user's manuals.

If each day I do something new to regret, I'll never be bored in my old age.

She pried her lover's dead hands off the train of her dress as the creatures descended around her.

It was a gigantic photo collage of every Reese's peanut butter cup she'd ever wanted to eat, but hadn't.