Thoughtsam

- make of it what you will -

4.26.2009

At samurai preschool, you're encouraged to run with sharp objects.


4.19.2009

As the killer whale erupted from the toilet bowl and pressed him against the ceiling of his own bathroom, John could only imagine that the whale was just as startled as he was.


4.16.2009

She wasn't dead yet, but already the maggots were circling like vultures.


4.13.2009

Nothing's perfect, so you pick the things whose flaws you can live with.


4.10.2009

He found a rotting peach and kept it in a saucer on his desk. I never knew how to behave around it.


4.07.2009

I shaved intricate patterns into my beard to maintain the illusion of a man with obsessive-compulsive tendencies.


4.04.2009

She left a trail of love zombies in her wake.


4.01.2009

Just kidding.