Thoughtsam

- make of it what you will -

4.30.2007

It's not an adventure if you don't feel lost in the middle.


4.29.2007

On his lapel he wore a decorative pin that had embossed in gold letters, "Please Don't Look At This Pin."


4.28.2007

Job Interview with the Vampire: "It's hard to find someone with your skills willing to work these hours, but we're concerned about the fact that all of your references are deceased."


4.27.2007

I'm hooked on that new religious makeover show, "Gnostic Eye for the Orthodox Guy."


4.26.2007

He walked a few steps before us, his lantern swinging, casting light and shadow across the buildings as we went.


4.25.2007

My girl says I'm unromantic, but I tell her I'm just being efficient.


4.24.2007

The restaurant served culinary recreations of famous artworks. I had the Pollock, she had the Renoir.
thanks: Jeannie & Olivier


4.23.2007

And there it was, just like he said it would be: a bird's nest made of cat hair.


4.22.2007

She lives by her own rules; I loved that about her until I realized they completely conflict with mine.


4.21.2007

Laying there in the tall grass I lost track of time; the clouds danced and rearranged themselves, putting on a pageant for my amusement.


4.20.2007

Truth may be stranger than fiction, but there's much less of it to go around.


4.19.2007

Just $20 for me to ignore your flaws for half an hour.


4.18.2007

I suddenly became acutely aware of the intricate dance of cells and organs that made his existence possible, and completely lost track of what he was talking about.


4.17.2007

You think I'm dangerous, but it's just that we have different priorities.


4.16.2007

He titled his autobiography, "Shortcut to Whatever."


4.15.2007

Of course it's not natural. . . If it was, you wouldn't be needing me to do it for you!


4.14.2007

I'm on the plane to my surprise vacation - I won't know where I'm going until I land. They've taken care of everything, even packed a set of bags for me, but still I'm nervous.


4.13.2007

At first I made the mistake of believing that everyone was basically the same. Then I made the mistake of believing I was unique. Now I don't know what mistake to make.


4.12.2007

Note to self: write something clever.


4.11.2007

Perfection is fine and all, but it's so... obvious.


4.10.2007

Funny how no one says, "Take a picture, it'll last longer," now that we all have cameras on our cell phones.


4.09.2007

What I really want to know is have I sailed straight on through to acceptance or am I still in denial?


4.08.2007

She wanted to meet at "Dog Eat Dog World", a restaurant that served meat exclusively from animals that eat humans.
thanks: Lutz


4.07.2007

Without an oppressive system to rebel against, where are we going to get our maverick geniuses?


4.06.2007

If I live through this, I certainly hope I will have gotten this sort of thing out of my system.


4.05.2007

All this time I thought they were trying to hold me back... Turns out they just didn't know what I wanted.


4.04.2007

Whenever I need an excuse to say nice things about someone, you always come through for me.


4.03.2007

Note how the Valley Girl, while highly adapted to its native environment, lacks important survival traits for the outside world.


4.02.2007

But I know what they did not; if I consummate my revenge, it will lose its power to soothe me.


4.01.2007

"No one knows who I am here," she thought, "I can do anything."