Thoughtsam

- make of it what you will -

2.28.2007

Children need to learn where their food comes from. Whenever possible, kill the animal in front of them. This is why it's best to start them on goldfish.
thanks: Don


2.27.2007

For cannibalistic savagery, you need look no further than your front yard - plants everywhere, feasting on the decaying remains of their fallen comrades!


2.26.2007

As I turn up the music, the ugly world fades from sight.


2.25.2007

Oh, I know I'm all that - I just didn't know you'd noticed.


2.24.2007

Gliding through the stillness of the setting sun, dragging a toe in the cool water. We talked of everything and nothing as fireflies danced amongst the trees overhanging the shore. The last village seemed so far away, the next just a notion, the river eternal.


2.23.2007

America's relationship with England just goes to show that no matter how wild your youth, you always turn out like your parents in the end.


2.22.2007

I had no idea a dress made entirely of cobwebs could be so fetching!


2.21.2007

Cause of death: extreme bad manners.


2.20.2007

I was just another idealistic upper-middle-class white boy, trying to fix the Third World. Little did I know how much I would end up needing those tools and skills in my own life.


2.19.2007

Sunshine fatalism: we're all doomed, so let's have some fun!


2.18.2007

Would we be as fond of rhythmic music if we all got around using wheels instead of feet?


2.17.2007

The guy next to me on the bus was writing in his notebook. I averted my gaze at first, but curiosity got the better of me. He was writing, "Hey you! Yes, you! I don't have time to explain, but you must get off at the next stop with me!"


2.16.2007

God, the couch potato: quaffing ambrosia, absently flipping between 6 billion channels of reality TV.


2.15.2007

There's nothing like a celebrity car crash to make driving sexy again!


2.14.2007

Bionic grandma: That hip replacement came with bonus features!


2.13.2007

If there is no such thing as a toxic idea, how come I feel so much better when I cut down on TV commercials?


2.12.2007

In spiritual geometry class today we learned about the diabola, one of the demonic sections.


2.11.2007

Design is making decisions others wish they'd made.


2.10.2007

She was beautiful, in a sad way, like lace curtains blowing through the broken windows of a burnt out warehouse.


2.09.2007

If corporate mind control works so well, why am I thinking this right now?


2.08.2007

Yeah, I meant to care, but then I forgot.
thanks: Jeannie


2.07.2007

And there she was, covered in soot and debris from the blast, otherwise unharmed, "Does anyone have a tissue?"


2.06.2007

"Is Russia finest tea cake," he beamed, "How you say? Words alone cannot bring it to justice!"


2.05.2007

Her body was the canvas upon which she worked her art.


2.04.2007

The mug on his desk said in bright, bold letters, "#1 Sock Drawer Organizer."


2.03.2007

If you can tell the difference between one coffee and another, you're obviously addicted.


2.02.2007

My posture has improved so much since I started wearing this body armor!
thanks: Christina


2.01.2007

My job, as an artist, is to distract you from the ultimate futility of life. Oh, uhh, forget I said that. . .