You can't start something without a clean slate. You can't finish anything without a big mess.

Say what you like, but I feel Ad Hoc Hippo and the Unnecessary Precautions has an incredible horn section.

He needed that house, so that its imposing structure could constantly remind him of how important he was.

They call him the blind visionary; he's led us right so far, so who am I to judge?

If you don't talk to your kids about astral projection, somebody else will.

The Buddha statue? I use it as a talisman to ward off Republicans.