You're only as good as your fitness function.

Live by the spoon, die by the spoon.

The dead laugh at us, for they have nothing left to fear.

I'm a selective signal amplifier.

I was killing time at the preschool when this dame looms up, naptime written in her eyes. I said, "Listen lady, hold your horses!"

It's not hypocrisy when I'm the one doing it.

In the evenings I enjoy strolling the neighborhood from the comfort of my couch, using my remote-controlled robot.

The problem with complete anarchy is that it's unenforceable; people like to organize, and then what're you gonna do?

On my 18th birthday, my parents gave me a freezer-full of meals I'd rejected throughout my childhood; a time capsule of leftovers.