Often he had a hard time telling the difference between innovative business practices and plain old antisocial behavior.

We are, like, synapses in the mind of culture.

Pick something true about the world, invent a character that doesn't believe it, and spend your story convincing them.

The subway car, filled with historical figures from every era, sped madly through the tunnels, racing toward the future.

His piercings were so large and so plentiful, his entire body seemed like a wicker-work of flesh, bone and sinew.

Say what you like, but it had lovely lichens.

Little old ladies in nightgowns watching the world from their top-floor balconies.

What is creation, but the debris of daydreams?

Impregnated by a cell phone, she gave birth to a waffle iron.