Death is a visitor from another time-scale.

Someday we'll have to come up with a real organizational system, but for now just use punk rock ranking.

You say I'm unreasonable? No, I'm just precise.

If ignorance is bliss and knowledge is power, does that mean power is unhappiness?

The city's full of non-player characters today.

Paranoia clouds your intuition.

If it's not art, what the hell else would it be?

Turn out the light; I'm going to do something beautiful.

Its form perfectly follows its function, assuming its function is to make me want it.

Lacking better materials, her fairy godmother turned her parents into a ball gown and slippers for the evening.

It sounded like none other than a million frogs giggling at once.