If you want to be noticed, don't be too perfect; rough edges catch in the mind.
11.30.2006
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11.26.2006
Our eyes locked; it was like we were the only two people on the planet. Then you gave me my change and said, "Next."
11.25.2006
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11.21.2006
You know how a certain song or even a smell will bring back vivid memories from long ago? I get the same thing from certain combinations of temperature and humidity. Is that normal?
11.20.2006
Puppy Rentals: Great way to pick up girls, without the hassles of dog ownership! We also rent babies, for the ultra-responsible look!
11.19.2006
Bless me, Doctor, for I have sinned. It's been three years since my last physical. I eat too much, I drink too much, and I've taken the pharmaceutical industry's name in vain. For these and all of my sins, I am sorry.
11.18.2006
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11.13.2006
As we climbed the stairs, we passed between two large stone frogs, their eyes shining with the light of fires burning in their gaping mouths.
11.12.2006
"I know what you're thinking. You're thinking these ESP drugs aren't working."
"Well, duh."
"Okay, then why aren't my lips moving?"
"Well, duh."
"Okay, then why aren't my lips moving?"
11.11.2006
11.10.2006
You think you've got it bad? When I was in the Secret Service, we couldn't afford spy cameras, so we had to copy secret documents using silly putty. Drove the engineers mad when we'd deliver stolen schematics warped out of shape on a sheet of pink goo. The joke was on us, though, when we tried to use the resulting equipment. Man, I was glad when that war was over!