Thoughtsam

- make of it what you will -

6.11.2012

Do flowers know they're pretty?


5.29.2012

Recent study shows nearly all the world's problems are caused by other people.


5.22.2012

She followed him there, and as the full moon rose, she entered the house and explored his secret rooms.


4.02.2012

Napcake: a cupcake that cleans your face and hands while you eat it.


3.22.2012

Overheard in the land where love is money: "I need change, can you break a heart?"


2.21.2012

Boredom is the uncle of invention.


1.16.2012

Oh yeah? Let's see you recontextualize my fist!


12.29.2011

Sure, but what are you going to do right now?


12.23.2011

Often the dogfood doesn't taste right without the Kool-Aid.


12.18.2011

In my version, the dinosaurs developed technology and invented humanoid robots that eventually rose up and killed them.


12.10.2011

It's better to do the right thing poorly than the wrong thing well.


11.28.2011

They still held the rehearsal dinner, even though the wedding was canceled. I've never had that many awkward conversations in one sitting.


11.25.2011

The Fundamentalist Agnostic orders dinner at a restaurant: "Like I told you, I don't know! Why can't you just accept that?"


10.03.2011

The first time I saw her, she was in the river, hair soaked wild, wrestling an extremely large fish to shore.


8.29.2011

Well, it all depends on your baby-to-bathwater ratio.


8.21.2011

It's unwise to get all your wisdom from only one source.


7.22.2011

Being right is but a means to an end.


7.15.2011

We should do the things we dislike as efficiently as possible, so we can do the things we love as inefficiently as we want.


7.10.2011

A poet's job is to break in the language for the rest of us.


7.02.2011

They were just as bored as ever, but now they looked fabulous for it.


6.17.2011

Learning happens only where failure is acceptable.


6.05.2011

It's arrogance to think you know how to improve the world, but it's negligence not to try.


5.29.2011

You need to slow down enough to actually accomplish something.


5.24.2011

His blood pooled in intricate designs, foretelling the course of civilizations yet to be.


5.20.2011

My new hobby: leaving little tufts of Muppet fur in public urinals.


5.18.2011

There's a fine line between paranoia and just thinking things through.


5.15.2011

I don't want to reward her for stubbornness, but I don't want to punish her for conviction.


5.12.2011

Sometimes the things we do are just metaphors for the things we wish we were doing.


5.10.2011

Incommunicolada: the only drink strong enough to render you speechless that still comes with an umbrella.


5.07.2011

On the road to salvation, beware the rest stops.