Do flowers know they're pretty?
She followed him there, and as the full moon rose, she entered the house and explored his secret rooms.
In my version, the dinosaurs developed technology and invented humanoid robots that eventually rose up and killed them.
They still held the rehearsal dinner, even though the wedding was canceled. I've never had that many awkward conversations in one sitting.
The Fundamentalist Agnostic orders dinner at a restaurant: "Like I told you, I don't know! Why can't you just accept that?"
The first time I saw her, she was in the river, hair soaked wild, wrestling an extremely large fish to shore.
We should do the things we dislike as efficiently as possible, so we can do the things we love as inefficiently as we want.
Incommunicolada: the only drink strong enough to render you speechless that still comes with an umbrella.