Oh, presentation is crucial! At the end of every meal, I arrange the leftovers just so, so the kitchen staff knows I care.
It looked and tasted just like tofu, but they explained proudly that it was soybean free - made entirely from bleached pork byproducts.
Design a beer can so it looks just as good (albeit in a different way) once it's been smashed upon the street.
Album title: Hide & Sequins
Only later did I learn the root of her fascination with floral curtains, a story too horrible to tell now.
Get me my scandal stylist! It's time to make some headlines!
This was a stronger dose than I had ever taken before. There was the familiar wave of sensation as my body slowed and the world around me sped up, but where time usually plateaued, it just kept going, faster and faster, the light turning to night and back to day again. All I could do was watch, dumbfounded, as the world's drama played out below me, thankful that I had secured a perch out of sight and safe from intruders.
Last night's tragic fifteen-car pileup seemed at first like a standard case of snow and ice, but several eye-witnesses reported hearing sleigh bells and the laughter of an unusually jolly fellow right before the screech of breaking glass and twisting metal.
It was one of those retro houses, all decked out like an early 21st-century suburban tract home, complete with a series of fake satellite dishes on the roof and a replica of an extremely large automobile out front.
Band name: Seditious Grape