Humor is the lubricant of tolerance.
He let me watch how he preyed on his victims; made me feel like I was above them, until it was too late.
They're trying to convince you that life is more complicated than it really is; otherwise they've got nothing to sell you.
You might call me a ruffian, but I prefer to think of what I provide as involuntary body modification.
There are a lot of opportunities in this world for someone who doesn't know what they don't want to do.
I don't know who's the better person, the hedonist or the stoic, but I do know which one I'd rather have cook me dinner.
Muzak used to be the aural anesthetic for the masses, but now everyone just self-medicates with their iPods.
I don't think I'll be able to make it into work today; my cyber-implants are having trouble booting up this morning.
I sat there under the overpass, watching a scrawny black cat picking its way between the weeds growing up between the tracks.
And then, right there in the glade, covered as I was in blood and bits of fur, I found myself thinking, "What has this goat done to deserve this?"
He took compromising pictures of his girlfriend with his cellphone so he could boast to his buddies, but no one could tell if it was really her.
Well, what's your target market? If it's not boring, unimaginative people, you're going to have to rethink your entire approach.