Thoughtsam

- make of it what you will -

1.31.2007

I'm going to invent a language where every single word is onomatopoetic.


1.30.2007

That form-fitting burlap sack just drives the itch fetishists wild!


1.29.2007

Venice, covered in tourists like ants crawling on a beautiful corpse.


1.28.2007

Reality is easy to come by; a good fantasy takes real work.


1.27.2007

Say what you want - geese just aren't at the top of my list of most kissable waterfowl.


1.26.2007

Artist: Room For Rent
Album: No Vacancy


1.25.2007

If you come, they will build it.


1.24.2007

Just another ideological tourist, traipsing through the backyards of other people's beliefs.


1.23.2007

Embroidered on the front were the words, "Well, at least the closet's clean."
thanks: Christina


1.22.2007

"If it's ugly, it's because I designed it to be that way!" he bellowed.


1.21.2007

From the makers of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" comes the delicious new "Looks Like It Might Be Chicken!"
thanks: Kathy


1.20.2007

"You know," she smirked, "I'm looking forward to liking you."


1.19.2007

Why do we give children baby dolls to take care of? We should give them old-people dolls; get them ready for your retirement as soon as possible!


1.18.2007

I vowed that the evil-doers would never get me, and so I became one of them.


1.17.2007

In my version of Apocalypse Now, Colonel Kurtz is posting obsessively to his LiveJournal, and Martin Sheen needs to talk him down in the comments without getting spammed by his creepy friends.


1.16.2007

The things we seek to control become our dependants; we shall never be free of them.


1.15.2007

The new housing development had streets with names like "Frightened Rabbit Rd" and "Indian Burialground Ln".


1.14.2007

Insanity: nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.


1.13.2007

"I don't care," he said, "Even pain is better than this uncertainty."


1.12.2007

Introducing "Baby's First Haz-Mat Kit" - get them ready for the future the fun way!


1.11.2007

Whoever said, "The journey is its own reward," obviously hasn't been to an American airport lately.


1.10.2007

He hacked into my pacemaker and made me love him.
thanks: Jeannie


1.09.2007

"Oh, I like nature," he said, "To the extent that I can eat it."


1.08.2007

Hypocrisy is irony with a straight face.


1.07.2007

My trash can is a shrine to synchronicity.
thanks: Peter


1.06.2007

Carpe Dormem: sleep when you can.


1.05.2007

His body strained at the effort, every breath rattling his soul.


1.04.2007

"Hybrid" is the new "Organic".


1.03.2007

Tell me a story I'll want to believe.


1.02.2007

Dogma is the most efficient way to turn abstract ideas into concrete action.


1.01.2007

The less you must do that is expected of you, the more you can do the unexpected.