Now she's shacked up with some artist who makes sculpture from dried bodily fluids.
Posterical: funny in retrospect.
If the pen is mightier than the sword, then the computer keyboard is doubly so; and now with the Internet we have turned that might upon ourselves.
As I thumbed through the volumes on the shelf, I paused, perplexed, at "Chicken Soup for the Vegetarian Soul".
Before the concert, he spent more time practicing his facial contortions than his guitar.
Imagine the stork really did bring babies. Now imagine somebody has just invented pregnancy and childbirth. Your assignment: create an ad campaign to market this new procedure.
Believe me, you light one candle and pretty soon they expect you to light another, and another. . . Best to just curse the darkness and be done with it.
As our bus pulled up to a stop, I heard the squeal of tires. "Bang!" came the driver's voice over the loudspeaker, "Everyone, take a look out the back of the bus; we almost got paid today!" Sure enough, there was an SUV inches away from us, white knuckles on the steering wheel.
Maybe birds have a rich vocabulary and complex grammar, but in the end have only one thing they actually want to say.
If stability breeds complacency, and complacency breeds turmoil, and turmoil breeds resiliency, and resiliency breeds stability, which one should I hope for?
She was so long and slender, with such elegant features, that the missing finger on her left hand seemed almost to be a design element, more a matter of aerodynamics than any past tragedy.
She clung to the hope that the dress could say what she felt the rest of her could not; that she was beautiful and worthy of attention.